Wednesday, April 19, 2006

And the winner is...


I love when a group of people get together and decide to call people out..like The Boston Phoenix compiled a list of the least unsexy men of the year award. No I was not nominated! I was surprised to find out that a Duck won, well at least the man behind the voice of the duck (AFLAC commercials people!) Gilbert Gottfried. I have to say I sometimes laugh at his jokes; he doesn't really come off as being he most of anything other than annoying. The rest of the list is full of ugly athletes, boring T.V host, and a back stabbing lying stud (i.e) Brad Pitt. I guess that whole Jolie & Anniston mess didn't go over too well in Boston. I think I should come up with awards for most_ something. I would nominate people I knew. For instance most ridiculous statements made would go to J.Colon. Most outrageous bodily noises would have to go Justin, though colon can probably argue this one as well. Most insanely random arguments, well that would have to go to Holly, sorry babe you like to pick fights with me at odd times and places. Quiet person award would go to Dave, unless we're playing Golf. Most aggressive person while playing sports, sorry bakes you get this one. The unnecessary fashion tip award goes to Michele...I hate to say it but America isn't too keen about fashion, we tend to associate fashion with how uncomfortable we have to feel and for how long, though I will be purchasing a white suit soon...
Most jobs by a married couple, The Hay's. Three jobs..geez.

And the last award is for Most useless blog:???????????????????????????????????
atable41please! WTF!

Happy Hump Day bitches.

4 comments:

trisha said...

Yesss.. we made the list! By the way, that's 3 jobs each, 6 jobs total.. geez is right!

jessica said...

how about most times proven friends wrong when they challenged her ridiculous statements thereby showing them how stupid they really are? HOW BOUT THAT?! i want THAT award.

Les said...

Wait, but i usually do that..you're right, i failed to give myself a award. THanks..see you're always looking yo!

Michele said...

Umm, yeah that's RIGHT! America, as you say, NEEDS some simple reminders once in awhile, and it's not like my fashion tips are so ridiculous, come on now. But yeah, thanks for the award.